Edain Maravi (
oftheband) wrote in
knightsoflegend2016-04-03 10:05 pm
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london ♔ and sometimes I think that I'm not any good at all

More Than Useless - Relient K
WHO || Edain, Groot, Rocket, Gwen, Kali [closed]
WHAT ||The Knights try to stop a troll bank robber
WHERE || Downtown London
WHEN || Early April 2016
HOW || Actionspam
[ It's been an eventful morning downtown. After a troll hit up a bank and the customers within, he went on a violent rampage through police officers attempting to escape, that have ended with a standoff. He is currently holding a busful of people hostage, surrounded by squad cars downtown, and the Knights have been charged with helping contain the situation without any civilian casualities... ]

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Was the Troll at all aware of what he was dealing with?
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Rocket, if you can go back and monitor things. Everyone else be on standby should things start to go south. We may have to resort to plan B and fast. [Turning her attention back to Jared.] Barring any other method of communication, I don't suppose you happen to have a megaphone handy?
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jared, however, leans into a nearby car and pulls one out, still attached by a curly cord to the inside of the vehicle.
"Have at." ]
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Chewie has been having a pretty bad day. Really, she's been having a bad time ever since she showed up on this version of Earth, alone without her human or her children or anyone familiar. And on top of all that she had to deal with a troll.
But! FINALLY! She sees a familiar face (spot 19)! She meows loudly and changes direction, dodging under the trolls arm to go up to the window and bump her head against it.]
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He then tries to glance to see what got the cat so excited and spots the raccoon in a jumpsuit peering at them through the window (spot ... nat 20, 33 total), and jerks up to try and cover him, keeping his eyes on the troll to make sure he doesn't pick up on that as well, because that ... could just make things worse.
Where is wife to see him being fantastic? She's never around when he needs her.]
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He's so cute until you remember he's probably murdered a whole lot of people oops.]
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My name is Gwen Cooper and I'd like to speak with the individual who is in charge on the bus. First of all, I'm not with the police but I do have authority to negotiate with you. I see no need for things to escalate from here. If you'd be willing to communicate with me then I'm sure we'll be able to come to an understanding that we can all be happy with.
[Bless her. She's given it her best shot, okay. Diplomacy: 34.]
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[ with no less than... no shit... a nat 20 will save, this troll is way too distracted by the nonsense happening on this bus right now to give a single shit, gwen, sorry.
instead, he comes stomping down the aisle towards rory, gesturing at the cat.
"GIVE ME THAT. I'LL CRUNCH ITS BONES. NEED A SNACK." ]
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It ain't workin', but good news, he might eat the flerken, so... dunno how well that's gonna go for his digestion, but hey! Two birds, one stone, right?
[Rocket no.]
Look, at least he ain't eatin' the passengers, man.
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Why don't you talk to the nice woman outside the bus instead? Have you ever tried eating cat? I'm sure they're quite mangy.
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I am Groot.
[Surely he's confident he can at least last while they evacuate the bus.
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[he loves you, bro]
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"Fine. No good mangy snack. Crush it!" that seems to be... an order. crush the cat, rory. it's fine. ]
I'd say we've got our distraction with that thing in there. Let's use it, one way or another.
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[And IDK how many entries/exits there are to the bus? Spot 31.]
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Crush ... crush the cat?
[a beat.]
Wait, you want me to do it? Is that really necessary? I mean, why don't we just let it off the bus? That makes sense, yeah?
[He's gonna try. He's gonna try so hard but the dice are determined to roll for shit today (diplomacy 14).]
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the troll leans over rory menacingly, gritting his teeth together (intimidate 16). "I SAID. CRUSH."
a couple seats over, a little girl starts crying. "Mommy, he's not gonna hurt the kitty is he?" ]
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moves over here while kali courts rory
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