open ♔ september castle socialization

[wynn]

WHO || Everyone! [ota]
WHAT || Shenanigans.
WHERE || Anywhere in the castle, surrounding environs, London, etc!
WHEN || First half of September, any time between the September squiring ceremony and the War announcement on September 18th
HOW || Actionspam

[ The castle can be a happening place, even on more mundane days. This log is for random interactions over the course of the first half of the month.    Because not everyone is into parties, ok.

You are encouraged to start your own threads and tag around, and feel free to threadjack into any on-going threads that aren't specified as 'closed' in the subject lines since people can enter into rooms even in the middle of what's going on. WE ARE BIG ON THREAD-JACKING HERE. You can also specify 'single thread', meaning you want only one response for all participants, rather than multi-thread, where a number of different scenes/threads can be done as replies to the top prompt.]

On this log:
Drax @ the desk
Kate Bishop @ the desk
Sam @ the desk
Henry @ the desk
Kate Bishop @  roof/dining hall/library/grounds/bathrooms/desk/Dragon's Hoard/etc
Abigail @ Movie theater / library /firing range / training room
Francesca & Val'drin | closed
Penelope & Sam @ the woods
Emma Frost @ the library
Spike @ rec room
Lydia, Stiles, Astrid, Adam | closed

Comments

[mydesigns]

[he smiles a little like thanks for the compliment ... sort of??? before continuing on:]

There are other weapons you could use, you know.

[theshameofcain]

I'm looking into it. [No. Really she is.] I just haven't found one that speaks to me yet.

[She waves her pen.] I'm sort of a "pen is mighter" kind of chick. And they make terrible melee weapons.

[mydesigns]

[he nods, understanding.] Have you considered a taser?

[theshameofcain]

A taser?

[She blinks a few times, considering that.] ...That might actually work.

[mydesigns]

Or a stun gun. The only difference is range. Tasers are a ranged weapon, stun guns aren't. I'm pretty sure I've seen both in the armory.

[theshameofcain]

Stun guns. Now there's the best of both worlds. I bet you can still be intimidating as shit with one of those.

[Maybe if you had

more than -1 ranks in intimidate.]

[mydesigns]

[knowledge: idk weapons and shit 17??? he used to be a cop, ok. HE USED TO BE A COP.] Tasers are actually worse, for dealing damage. To use a stun gun, you have to let someone get close, and you're only dealing pain. It's over as soon as you let go of the button. Tasers have darts that pierce the skin, and can disable someone's sensory nervous system. Incapacitating.

[theshameofcain]

Wow. You say that like I'm a sadist who actually wants to cause people excruciating amounts of pain.

[Long, long pause.]

I'll go with the taser.

[mydesigns]

[he almost sort of half smiles. oh and i guess he's been eating ramen this whole time. /good writing.] I never said that. Just figured you'd want to be out in the field with something that packed a little more punch.

[theshameofcain]

I like being shot even less than I like shooting.

[She considers something.] How well do you think tasers work on giant spiders?

[mydesigns]

[knowledge: nature? earth/life science?? it would just be 10 for either, so w/e.] I'm not sure. Spiders can conduct electricity through their webs to attract prey, though. Why, do you have a bug problem?

[theshameofcain]

There were some giant spiders on a mission. Just covering my bases in case there's more.

[awkward pause.] But man if they can conduct electricity through their webs and you used a taser on them....

[THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME....]

[mydesigns]

That's not an experiment I'd like to be on the tasing end of.

[theshameofcain]

yeah, me either. Webs are bad enough without adding electrocution to it. [She clicks her tongue.] Hell of a way to go.

[mydesigns]

Are you speaking from experience?

[theshameofcain]

[She flails her hands desperately.] Spiders in a bookstore! Spiders and shit creatures! Two things that should never be in bookstores.

[mydesigns]

[WERWATEY??????]

Oh.

[theshameofcain]

Basically.

[She hrmphs.] Have you been on any missions?

[mydesigns]

Not quite. I've been helping Wynn with briefings, but I haven't been out in the field yet.

[theshameofcain]

That sounds all... official. [She leans forward and looks at him with big eyes. ELABORATE PLS???]

[mydesigns]

[he stares at her like wtf child. maybe that's just his default expression tho. we just don't know.] I'm a profiler. I've been compiling profiles.

[theshameofcain]

[Wow you just became 75% cooler in her eyes. THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN BEING THE HOMELESS LOOKING GUY WHO LOVES DOGS AND COULDN'T STOMACH BEING A COP???]

That is official. [she leans back, but still clearly fascinated.] How's that working out for you cross-species? [She drums her pen on her paper.] I mean you can't profile a drow like you profile a human.

[mydesigns]

It's do-able. I've been doing it. The array of variables you have to take into consideration just becomes wider. I don't operate much like other profilers, anyway. [BECAUSE HE'S AN EMPATH. YOU HAVE THE PUZZLE PIECES, BAMBI. PUT THEM TOGETHER. BE A SMART HERO.]

[theshameofcain]

[Wow her wisdom score was really shitty, okay. Leave her alone.]

Right, right. You don't give off that gruff Criminal Minds vibe.

[mydesigns]

I'm afraid to ask what kind of vibe I do give off. [last time he asked that question, archer told him he reminded him of an owl.]