knightsoflegend | nyc ♔ everybody knows the rock leans over the town

[Mabel saunters up behind her brother with her hands conveniently behind her back to conceal her sparkly brass knuckles. nothing to see here, mr. hummer. as an aside to her brother, she says:] Friends should really keep friends from buying eyesores for vehicles.

[since they seem to know each other. or something. this is getting extra dramatic.]

[ well he doesn't look fucking happy to see you alice.

he turns away from her to say to the guy in the other seat. ] Keep fucking going. [ NO TIME FOR YOU AND YOUR TASER NONSENSE. ]

No, wait, you have to stop! [ her voice pitches up with urgency, curling her fingers around the edge of the window. ] Remember that BunBun, did you ever figure out why you really needed it? Because unless you wanted a spy cam in your boss's nephew's bedroom, we did you a favor... probably more violent than it could have been. Which I am sorry for!

[Annnnd just in case the Hummer decides to try and take off, Frankie is going to move in closer and lay her hand against the side of the vehicle. Readying an action to stall the engine using her vehicle empathy should the driver try to accelerate. (Disable Device Nat 20)]

[Dipper exhales, glancing over at Mabel.]

This is a mess. [He slides his weapon back into his pocket and stands up. Time to do something stupid. He holds up his hands and walks over to the other side of the car.]

Hey, not to interrupt this really touching reunion you're having, but as someone entirely unaffiliated with her [He juts his head towards Alice] I was hoping we could talk for a moment? It might be important. [Diplomacy nat 20 (27 total).]

[ Deryn was watching the goings on, his arms crossed standing not far from the twins with the brass knuckles already on.]

[ He opened his mouth to speak but Dipper was already stepping into action so he finally uncrossed his arms and pulled the pack of gum out of his pocket got the peice and handing the pack back Mabel's way.] Thank you.

[ the guy in the driver's seat lowers his window beside dipper and pulls up his sunglasses to look him over.

he reaches over to swat at the blonde guy in the passenger seat, speaking in a pronounced russian accent. ]

Whoa, whoa, Jamie, give it a rest a sec.

[ and to dipper: ] What's goin' on?

[Dipper considers lying for a heart beat before he remembers he's awful at lies, so he just goes with the truth. Or most of it. He figures he can hold off on too many details until he knows more of the details.]

We got a mysterious message warning us you'd be coming. What brought you here?

[ he looks skeptical about that, slinging his elbow up on the window's ledge ] I'm scouting locations for my next film. You might have heard of me? Darryl Brzezinski? [ knowledge pop culture checks of 18+ might recognize the name as being attached to several big studio films... a 25+ would know he started out as a big name in indie movies, but his last few movies have been bizarre horror films of questionable worth... ]

[ lmao alice's nat 20 equals her mouth falling open, still clinging to jamie's window like a stubborn mule. ]

Oh my god.

[ he may have a fan??? ]

[Welp. With a Crit Fail on her knowledge check, Frankie actually thinks that Darryl Brzezinski is in fact an infamous pornstar and is presently staring at Alice like. Whut.]

[Dipper's check of 21 means that he knows the name but... doesn't care that much. He probably enjoyed the bizarre horror films more than the actual good stuff. However, Dipper can't help but be suspicious. Making a movie doesn't seem like a particularly conspiracy worthy reason to be hanging around train tracks, so instead of looking impressed, he squints at Darryl, trying to figure out what he's not telling them (SM 20).]

[ with her nat 20, alice would know that his later works have been so out there, that certain critics have begun questioning his sanity, tbh. she would also know that he became a director because he became entranced by hollywood films smuggled into his home country when he was a boy and that he graduated from ucla.

she's also... read internet rumors that he's connected with the russian mob, so there's that.

dipper doesn't get the sense that he's especially hiding anything, but he does look a little nervous about this situation. he addresses alice, however, at the obvious recognition. ] Look, I'm a busy guy. You want a quick autograph or something, and then we can get on here?

[mabel, figuring the longer they keep them stalled AWAY FROM THE TRACKS, the happier life will be, suddenly yells:] YES! In fact, we should all get autographs. Every one of us.

[ alice ignores mabel for right now, giving darryl a shy smile, cheeks turning bright pink at the prospect. ] That would be amazing. I started watching your movies when I read that story about how you got into directing, it was so sweet. I wanna get the pen outta my purse, but I also don't want Jamie to punch me in the face, which... to be fair he totally deserves to do.

[ she glances at the bodyguard awkwardly, repeating her refrain of, ] I am so sorry.

[ this is fine. it might be the mob, but it's fine. totally fine. ]

[Dipper glances over at Mabel and raises an eyebrow, but... it is a decent strategy.]

We could take a picture of you guys if you wanted.

[And Frankie is just going to let the others run with this plan. She's still hanging around with her hand on the car, ready to stall the engine if need be.

She is however going to casually flash her watch to Dipper and give him a meaningful look seeing as, he seemed to know how long they had.]

[ Deryn just steps closer to the car, still chewing his gum. (knowledge nat 20) ] I've heard of you.

[ He spoke up in his funny accent.] Are you going to make a movie down here? Kinda dark for that.

Dark is what I'm going for. Listen, you seem like good kids, but I don't have time for photos. Just... get me a pen, Jaime. [ he snaps in the direction of the glove compartment and the guy scowls but starts to dig for one.

anyone who makes a dc 15+ listen check, however, suddenly hears the sound of a train approaching from the west-- but no bells or lights are going off, and the barrier doesn't seem like it's planning to go down anytime. ]

[ alice hears the train (listen 20 total) and while jaime is distracted, hopefully, by digging for the pen, she jerks her head for sara to move to the front of the car.

like...

they won't drive through her. right? right. ...right? ]

Yeah, of course, we don't wanna hold you up or anything, you must be wicked busy and all.

[Frankie too hears the train (Lis 22) but with them occupying this car, she's a little more concerned with the lack of boom-gates and the fact that other people could get caught in whatever this is.

So she's gonna make a ridiculous Nat 20 Spot check to try and see if there's a control for those barriers anywhere in sight.]

[Dipper's amazing listen check of 4 means he has no idea the train's coming, but Frankie's reminder of the time has him frowning. He doesn't know how long the train will take to get here, so all he's got is that they've got to stall the guys as long as possible.]

What's the movie you're working on anyway?

[ Deryn moves forward when he heard the train approching. (listen check 19) leaning on the hood of the car. Looking right at the man through the windshield, the lights from the car hurt his eyes but he smiled all the same. Twisting at one of the feathers in his hair. Playing a bit flippant and uncaring (bluff 17) but he had the same idea as Alice, it's not like they would drive through any of them. ]

I want an autograph to, I think.

[Sara, who also heard the train (listen 19) makes her way towards the front of the car as quickly as she can, as silently directed. Being an attempted block is at least a shot to keep them here for a bit longer.]

[Mabel does not hear shit, apparently. She's just gonna stand here with her arms behind her back. and when sara moves to get in front of the car, she moves a little to the side to see if she can block her from view.] Adoring fans, right? Worst part of the fame game.

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