open ♔ september castle socialization

[wynn]

WHO || Everyone! [ota]
WHAT || Shenanigans.
WHERE || Anywhere in the castle, surrounding environs, London, etc!
WHEN || First half of September, any time between the September squiring ceremony and the War announcement on September 18th
HOW || Actionspam

[ The castle can be a happening place, even on more mundane days. This log is for random interactions over the course of the first half of the month.    Because not everyone is into parties, ok.

You are encouraged to start your own threads and tag around, and feel free to threadjack into any on-going threads that aren't specified as 'closed' in the subject lines since people can enter into rooms even in the middle of what's going on. WE ARE BIG ON THREAD-JACKING HERE. You can also specify 'single thread', meaning you want only one response for all participants, rather than multi-thread, where a number of different scenes/threads can be done as replies to the top prompt.]

On this log:
Drax @ the desk
Kate Bishop @ the desk
Sam @ the desk
Henry @ the desk
Kate Bishop @  roof/dining hall/library/grounds/bathrooms/desk/Dragon's Hoard/etc
Abigail @ Movie theater / library /firing range / training room
Francesca & Val'drin | closed
Penelope & Sam @ the woods
Emma Frost @ the library
Spike @ rec room
Lydia, Stiles, Astrid, Adam | closed

Comments

[nothingsodivine]

By Sterling Archer's... whatever-the-hell-that-is. Who gave him an animal, anyway? [He has earned his red gummi bears, but he'll be kind and take one red one. And one of the gross white ones while he's at it.] Desmond Descant. Or just Des. Since that's a mouthful.

[For, you know, a snakeblood. He sure did love making the New Orleans snakebloods say it though. :)]

[pathology]

[she shrugs.] Be glad it wasn't the crocodile. [a beat ... and then:] Hey, Des, can I ask you something?

[nothingsodivine]

[... WHO THE FUCK KEEPS A CROCODILE? ARE YOU PEOPLE INSANE?? That is just... Des's gummi bear chewing stare of disbelief that someone is actually keeping a crocodile here and it's not in a moat.]

Depends on what it is.

[That is totally a question someone wants to hear from a complete stranger.]

[pathology]

How did you know I was a snakeblood? Like, did my contacts fall out? Literally no one has ever asked me that since I've been here. Then again, I guess most people here aren't racist douchebags, but ...

[nothingsodivine]

You got a lisp. [He sticks his tongue in his cheek, like he's slightly embarrassed for being called on being a racist douchebag. WHOOPS.] Tiny one. Like I said, you spend a few months with yuan-ti, you get sensitive to that sort of thing.

Also I'm a detective- if I didn't pick up on shit like that, I'd be a piss-poor one.

[pathology]

[she makes an angry sulky face before shoving a handful of gummi bears in her mouth.] I took like, a million speech therapy classes to get rid of it! Balls.

[nothingsodivine]

Look, I've heard worse. You can actually say "Des" right.

[pathology]

How did the people you were rolling with say it? Desss?

[nothingsodivine]

Desssscant. [He rolls it off his tongue nearly flawlessly.] I think they thought my parents were especially cruel for yuan-ti. But they're the ones who believed me when I said I was one.

[pathology]

[she snorts a little.] It's not that weird. I mean, my name is Astrid. Asssstrid. [she reiterates how her parents would say it probably.] The sss sound is part of the Yuan-ti language. I'm pretty sure Lis'sa is a Yuan-ti name. ... Dragon's Hoard sect leader.

[nothingsodivine]

That's taking the snake thing a little far, don't you think?

[IT'S NOT RACIST?? IT'S A LEGITIMATE QUESTION ABOUT CULTURE???]

[pathology]

What is? [SHE ISN'T FOLLOWING.]

[nothingsodivine]

The hissing sound being a cultural language thing. [Pause.....] Damn that sounded better in my head.

[LIKE MOST THINGS???]

[pathology]

[stares at him like he's dumb as a box of hair] ... There's actually a Yuan-ti language. Like Draconic or Dwarven.

[nothingsodivine]

[Oh. That makes sense.]

Right. I only speak English and worse English, so... [And a dead language no one cares about, BUT APPARENTLY HE IS AN UNCULTURED SWINE.]

[pathology]

English, German, Yuan-ti, and Latin. I think that's probably why most people don't catch the lisp. They hear the German more, assume it's part of that.

[nothingsodivine]

Is that what that is? [I'm glad he got a high wisdom check to recognize THE YUAN-TI LISP, but then rolled a 7 to recognize a German accent.]

[bittersweeter]

[ speaking of german and yuan-ti, of which lila is neither, the tiny blonde comes busting in like the kool aid man, speaking german and yuan-ti because that is how she practices and she can only... practice with astrid. so rapid fire german mingled with less rapid yuan-ti chatter about traffic because it was a bitch. so exciting also: ] And I brought Starbucks.

[ a beat as she notices des. ] Hello ...forgot your name.

[pathology]

Yay!! [yay starbucks. she nods and gives a few german/yuan-ti responses to lila before going back to] Oh, yeah, it is. I grew up in Frankfurt. [then, to lila] That's Des. A cat mauled him.

[nothingsodivine]

Pretty sure it was a demon cat from hell. [And apparently Des remembers everything about Lila, including what she wore that day or something because he rolled a 22 wis that time. Damn girl.] And you are the girl with the healthy appetite from the bowling alley. Still seeing the guy with the eyebrows?

[bittersweeter]

Uh-huh. Year and a half. [ she's so proud tbh but she's looking at des like ur life sir. ] Cats only attack if you deserve it. [ cat appreciation life. ] I thought you didn't go here?

[pathology]

[she goes back to sitting on the counter and eating gummi bears and now drinking starbucks. time to zone out bcuz other people's relationships are gross.]

[nothingsodivine]

Everyone I know in England lives here. [And he is not touching the cat part, because that cat is Archer's cat and is therefore Satan.] It means my social life eventually circles back here.

[bittersweeter]

That's depressing. [ wow lila it's like one of your three fave people isn't in the room at this exact moment... ] Anyway, I came in here for a reason... [ she trails off into russian. she is that person. enjoy. ]

[pathology]

[siiiiigh.] Painkillers?