open ♔ june/july castle socialization

[wynn]

WHO || Everyone! [ota]
WHAT || Shenanigans.
WHERE || Anywhere in the castle, surrounding environs, London, etc!
WHEN || Any time after June 7th  
HOW || Actionspam

[ The castle can be a happening place, even on more mundane days. This log is for random interactions over the course of these few months. Because not everyone is into parties, ok.   

You are encouraged to start your own threads and tag around, and feel free to threadjack into any on-going threads that aren't specified as 'closed' in the subject lines since people can enter into rooms even in the middle of what's going on. WE ARE BIG ON THREAD-JACKING HERE. You can also specify 'single thread', meaning you want only one response for all participants, rather than multi-thread, where a number of different scenes/threads can be done as replies to the top prompt.]

On this log:

Rafael, Buffy, Des & Wynn | Closed
Frankie & Lis'sa | Closed
Taradiddle @ the desk
Lydia @ the desk
Abigail @ the desk 
Adam @ the desk
Bambi @ the desk
Rebekah @ the desk
Dawn @ the desk
Adi @ the desk 
Stiles @ the desk
Felicity @ the desk
Will @ the desk
Han @ the garage
Ric @ the bars.  all of them.  also dragon's hoard lab.
Team NYC | Closed
Lila @ the kitchen/castle grounds
Kate B. @ castle grounds / training room
Aedan @ training / woods / common areas
Frankie @ front desk / garage / various
Maxwell @  rec room / training room / castle bar / forest
Will @ firing range / pond / castle grounds
Sven @ the woods
Adam @ library / firing range / London
Jaime @ castle tavern / training room / stables
Hook @ castle grounds / bar
Jack & Christos @ the training room
Damon @ the castle bar / castle grounds / woods / London / library
Sean @ castle ground / jumping out a window
Des @ the woods
Kate @ training / shooting range / castle grounds
Vi @ her room / bathrooms / pantry / dragon's light wing / firing range
Francesca @ training room / bar
Francesca & Val'drin | Closed
Kenzi @ training room
Lila & Bambi | Closed
Spike @ training room
Lissa @ foyer / Dragon's light wing / garden
Andrew @ his birthday!
Buffy @ Rafael's room / firing range / training room / dining hall
Francesca, Will, & Max | Closed
Faith @ Kitchen / London bars
Abigail & Will | Closed
Des | Dragon's Light wing
Jackson | Train station / training room / garage
Klaus | Bar / garden

Comments

[badexample]

[That sound you hear is Andrew screaming as the knife sinks into his thigh.

His upper thigh.

His near-his-dick part of his upper thigh.

Dear god, no. He only just started being able to use his penis on the regular. Don't take it away from him now.]

[morethanasidekick]

[For a long moment, as the training room is filled with a grown mans shrieks... Kenzi wonders if it's actually possible just to lay here and pretend she's just an extension of the floor. (Disguise 19?)

Okay so maybe she can't but she gave it a red hot go.

Eek face already in place, a set of opalescent eyes swivel around to land on Andrew, her eyebrows shooting so far up her forehead that they're hidden behind a thick veil of black bangs.]

Ahhhh - not my bad. Knife bad?!

[badexample]

You-?! [No he doesn't know her.] Why the fuck would you stab me?! Jesus- is it bad? I bet it's bad. Oh god it hit the bone. IT HIT THE BONE.

[hes a big baby]

[morethanasidekick]

Language! [Hys-ter-ical coming from Kenzi.] Knife bad remember! Knife! Bad!

[Oh yeah big baby or not he has a knife sticking out of him and that's just never good. Don't worry Andrew! Kenzi will help put a positive spin on things!]

At least it didn't hit the boner?!

[badexample]

Were you aiming for it, though?!?! Because that's damn close to a bullseye. Fuck.

[he stumbles back against the nearest wall.]

I need a cleric. I need a- I need to- [Looking down, he can see blood soaking his jeans. And he doesn't look so good.] oh god.

[morethanasidekick]

Heh - Bullseye. [She's only laughing a little?!

Okay no now there's blood she's going to try and help... This should be good.]

Maybe you should just... not... move? [Hands up like she's approaching a wounded animal before reaching out with a steadying hand. (Handle animal 19...)]

We could try some breathing exercises?! Hee hee hee hoooo. Heee hee hee hooooooo. [Yes. Yes she's trying to do lamaze.]

[badexample]

I'm not pregnant! I've been stabbed. By a crazy person apparently!!

[morethanasidekick]

Not me! KNIFE! [A beat.] Okay a little bit me... Should we...

[Her head tilts to one side as she inspects his thigh, the blood trickling from the wound making Kenzi pull a face when without warning, she points across the room and yells;]

Oh look! A TREE!

[badexample]

[Hes smarter than that (int check 18)]

We're fucking inside! Are you on drugs?!

[morethanasidekick]

Well you just have no imagination! [Chastising him.] But if you want to do it the hard way. [A beat.] This might pinch.

[And she's going to reach for the knife and try and pull it from his thigh... (str 5 lmao... guessing maybe that won't work.)]

[badexample]

Jesus shit balls! [idek]

Would you stop tryin to kill me? I'm finding a cleric.

[cue one 6'3 whimpering man hobbling his way to the clerics wing.]

[morethanasidekick]

What! I'm helping! [No. No she's not.]

Fine! Get a cleric. You just better hope that magic doesn't have unnatural side effects for your boys. [Calling out.] If it turns glow-in-the-dark! Don't come crying to me!

[badexample]

[Bye bitch. Andrew is just going to keep hobbling down the way to find a damn cleric. When he gets to the right place, he just starts shouting:]

Little help here?! I think I'm dying??

[little dramatic, buddy]

[godblessyou]

[Dramatic? Maybe! But T-Diddle's wis check of 6 means that she's buying what he's selling when she sees a guy hobble in with a knife sticking out of him.]

Oh dear Baravar. Um, did that hit an artery or something? I mean... it's ok! I can totally fix it! You just... [She waves her hands and moves closer. At least the knife's at... eye height.] Uh. I think I need to get it out first. Do you want to... sit down?

[She's SUPER experienced can't you tell.]

That's a lot of blood...

Now with more tracking!

[morethanasidekick]

[Sorry bro. You aren't getting rid of her that easily. Cause if you do die that would be really bad so she has to at least make sure.

Trailing behind him.]

Dude - you are so not dying! It's just a little blood! Granted, too close to your wang for comfort but like you've never had wet stains in that area before.

[And that's when T-Diddle appears, Kenzi rocking from toe to heels as she tries not to look as worried as she actually is.]

Pshhh... it so didn't hit an artery you're gonna be fine! [Bending down so she can lower her voice in the hopes that Andrew won't hear.] He's not actually gonna like, die, right?!

[badexample]

[Listen 5. All Andrew can hear is his own moaning about how he has so much to live for.]

Someone's gotta tell Bo. You've got to tell her that I love her. I never said it... Oh god.

[godblessyou]

Of course he won't! I'm way too good a cleric for that! Why would you think he'd die don't you trust me? [She crit failed her bluff check so I guess she's freaking out even though he definitely won't die. She pushes Kenzi aside and grabs the knife.]

Relax, this won't hurt a bit. [Bluff 11, so that's like... normal doctors telling you something won't hurt. She wraps her fingers around the hilt of the knife and tries to tug but she crit fails that so her hand slips and... just twists the blade (u n s u r e). That'll be 3 hp.......]

[badexample]

[Yeah, he tries to use his knee to shove her off... but crit fails. Because this thread is a comedy of fucking errors. So he ends up jamming the hilt of the knife against her, which causes it to dig in deeper (for another 4 hp of course)]

Ffffffuckin shit balls mother of Christ. Just take the leg. Just take it. I'll build a new one. [now he can just babble about robotic legs. so that's fun.] Just fucking make it stop! Oh god.

[godblessyou]

[Nonononono this isn't going well. BUT SHE CAN FIX THIS she touches his arm and and lets the holy power of Baravar flow through her] Remove his fear!

[Congrats Andrew your fear has been suppressed. You also get a +4 to saves against fear so... that'll help.

Or course that was a first level spell she could have used on healing him.......]

[mining]

[ Adi's only here to check out the cleric's wing, but it's kind of hard to miss all the yelling (screaming??). He's just planning on coming over to see what's going on, since there's obviously another cleric taking care of things, but... ]

Might be better to remove the knife, first.

[ Still not actually moving to help. She's got this, it's fine. ]

[badexample]

[Andrew's attention whips around to the man standing off to the side.]

Jesus- don't give them any fuckin' ideas. Every time they touch it, it only gets worse.

[godblessyou]

[W o w.] Excuse you, maybe I'll amputate after all! If you can't be nice... [She tugs on the knife again (str 11) and I'm gonna say that the wound is bloody and gaping enough at this point that it finally comes out.] See? Fine!

[Of course removing the weapon from someone who's been impaled is actually a terrible idea generally speaking and the wound starts bleeding more. Taradiddle stares in horror. Luckily, she's magical and can fix that!]

Shit.

[morethanasidekick]

Oh - wowzers I - I so did not do that. [At the first sign of gaping leg wound?! Shift the blame.]

Would now be a really good time to go find this Bo person. [A beat.] And maybe a priest?

[badexample]

[At the sight of more blood, Andrew is just a mess, a mix of shouting and crying.]

Bo Dennis. Go find her, you fuckin crazy bitch!

[He'll apologize for that later. Maybe.]

[morethanasidekick]

[Kenzi levels Andrew with an Oh no you didn't look, hands haughtily resting on her hips.]

You are so lucky I don't bitch-slap the injured buddy.

[But... she'll go, heels of her boots clicking on the floor and FYI - she was going to walk, not run for that little insult, Bleedy McJerkface.

Also, Kenzi's idea of looking for Bo is walking the halls and shouting at the top of her lungs;]

Does anyone know Bo Dennis?!