england ♔ you'll only have to blur the lines on a few occasions

[likedillinger]

♬ Freaks - The Hawk in Paris

WHO || Dean Winchester, Rose, Damon, Archer, Helen, Wynn
WHAT || Doppelhunt 2014
WHERE || On the trail of Kyplena
WHEN || June 9th, onwards  [backdated]
HOW || Actionspam

The first twenty-four hours of searching yielded no results, in the hunt for Elena and the escaped doppelganger Kyp.  Most consider it not worth keeping up the search when both of them are capable of vanishing into literally any crowd, but Wynn isn't so quick to give up.  To that end, he's hired monster hunter Dean Winchester to work with a special team in trying to track them down.  A few other Knights familiar with Elena are invited along to the mini briefing, where Wynn and Dean already wait.

Comments

[littledhampir]

[Glancing over her shoulder into the back seat.]

Because you make me feel like I'm going to throw up. [See. She wasn't actually being racist! Her stomach was.] I can sense Vampires.

[likedillinger]

Just vampires?

[isisagent]

Well... he's less of a prick than the blonde one. [B/C fuck you, Spike.]

I mean... Not that prick-ish-ness is like... I mean, that's not racist is it?

/everyone editing and deleting hi5

[littledhampir]

As far as I know? Don't really know how it works, it just does.

hi10

[unforgivably]

Are you racist?

Much Delete. Very Tag. So Retcon.

[isisagent]

Maybe? I can't be that racist. I mean... I'm sharing my Glengoolie Blue with you.

[likedillinger]

Real touching. Just don't make me do a hand check.

[unforgivably]

He's not my type.

[littledhampir]

[Not even sure what that's a check for but Rose crit-failed it so that joke went right over her head and it's written all over her face.

Bless.]

[isisagent]

Please. I'm Sterling Archer. I'm everyone's type.

[unforgivably]

[ I have to say how grateful Damon is there's no charisma check/will save happening. He will just look out the window past Helen. ]

Not mine.

[daredtobelieve]

[Helen will just sniff her disdain for now. N o p e.]

We'll need a plan once we get there, I'd imagine. Something tells me that letting you lot improvise would get us nowhere fast.

[Real talk with Helen Magnus.]

[littledhampir]

[Yeah Rose just snorts her silent No at Archer's comment.]

I doubt they'll be there when we do... Not if they're smart. Still, we have a picture of what Kyp looked like when he checked them in so we can try and get info from the front desk, check out the room they were in and the car, assuming they've dumped it and picked up another. [Wisdom 18]

[unforgivably]

What she said. Depending how strong a will the poor schmuck has, I can get the truth out of him. In case he doesn't want to cooperate.

[isisagent]

[Archer reaches into his jacket and pulls out his sawed-off shotgun.] Here's my plan.

[Then he pulls his Walther PPK out of the other side of his suit jacket.] ...and my backup plan.

[And then he digs his underwear gun out.] ...and my other backup plan.

[unforgivably]

There better be a gun down there.

[isisagent]

Duh, and/or hello?

Check it out. [Archer tosses Damon a tiny, sweaty, Derringer.]

[daredtobelieve]

[Helen glances down at the gun that just came from Archer's pants. She looks utterly disgusted.]

There isn't a chance you can drive any faster, is there? [She asks Dean, sounding tense.]

[unforgivably]

[ What. Did you just. There is a disgusting, sweaty derringer in his hand. He holds his hand back out. Archer you better take it back. ]

[likedillinger]

[ Dean rolls his eyes and just... addresses rose. The rest of y'all are dead to him. ] So long as they think we're authorities, they'll cooperate. Look in the glove box. [ when she does, she'll find a treasure trove of fake ids. Too bad they're all...from America. (Yeah he rolled a 2 on that wisdom check. At least he's remembering to drive on the other side of the road ok ]

[isisagent]

[Archer grabs the gun back, and places it securely back in his pants. You never know when you might need it, ok?]

While we're on the subject... does anyone actually keep gloves in a glove box? [Ever focused on the important issues.]

[unforgivably]

People who where driving gloves.

[isisagent]

... People actually wear driving gloves? I have a mini-bar in my glove box. That seems a hell of a lot more useful.

[daredtobelieve]

[Helen pinches the bridge of her nose, trying to will time to move faster.]

[littledhampir]

[Rose leafs through the various ID's with raised eyebrows, pulling out one to inspect it.]

Not sure how far we'll get posing as the... Department of Fish and Wildlife. [And another.] FBI? [She throws a look back at Helen because Rose's Wisdom check was 17.] Think you can pull off concerned parent?