open ♔ june/july castle socialization

[wynn]

WHO || Everyone! [ota]
WHAT || Shenanigans.
WHERE || Anywhere in the castle, surrounding environs, London, etc!
WHEN || Any time after June 7th  
HOW || Actionspam

[ The castle can be a happening place, even on more mundane days. This log is for random interactions over the course of these few months. Because not everyone is into parties, ok.   

You are encouraged to start your own threads and tag around, and feel free to threadjack into any on-going threads that aren't specified as 'closed' in the subject lines since people can enter into rooms even in the middle of what's going on. WE ARE BIG ON THREAD-JACKING HERE. You can also specify 'single thread', meaning you want only one response for all participants, rather than multi-thread, where a number of different scenes/threads can be done as replies to the top prompt.]

On this log:

Rafael, Buffy, Des & Wynn | Closed
Frankie & Lis'sa | Closed
Taradiddle @ the desk
Lydia @ the desk
Abigail @ the desk 
Adam @ the desk
Bambi @ the desk
Rebekah @ the desk
Dawn @ the desk
Adi @ the desk 
Stiles @ the desk
Felicity @ the desk
Will @ the desk
Han @ the garage
Ric @ the bars.  all of them.  also dragon's hoard lab.
Team NYC | Closed
Lila @ the kitchen/castle grounds
Kate B. @ castle grounds / training room
Aedan @ training / woods / common areas
Frankie @ front desk / garage / various
Maxwell @  rec room / training room / castle bar / forest
Will @ firing range / pond / castle grounds
Sven @ the woods
Adam @ library / firing range / London
Jaime @ castle tavern / training room / stables
Hook @ castle grounds / bar
Jack & Christos @ the training room
Damon @ the castle bar / castle grounds / woods / London / library
Sean @ castle ground / jumping out a window
Des @ the woods
Kate @ training / shooting range / castle grounds
Vi @ her room / bathrooms / pantry / dragon's light wing / firing range
Francesca @ training room / bar
Francesca & Val'drin | Closed
Kenzi @ training room
Lila & Bambi | Closed
Spike @ training room
Lissa @ foyer / Dragon's light wing / garden
Andrew @ his birthday!
Buffy @ Rafael's room / firing range / training room / dining hall
Francesca, Will, & Max | Closed
Faith @ Kitchen / London bars
Abigail & Will | Closed
Des | Dragon's Light wing
Jackson | Train station / training room / garage
Klaus | Bar / garden

Comments

[bittersweeter]

[ she circles her face with her index finger. ] Not just a pretty face.

[theshameofcain]

Bet it throws off all the bad guys. [That kawaii genki shojo heroine bullshit. Shut up. She watched a lot of terrible anime in her youth.]

[bittersweeter]

[ ngl idek wtf that means. ] Yep. Right up until I shoot 'em in the face.

[theshameofcain]

[It means you're like a gun-toting Sailor Moon.]

Do I have to shoot people in the face? I'm a brain girl, but I don't like seeing them splattered on the wall.

[bittersweeter]

It's really pretty, like a macabre Jackson Pollack. [ she's only 78% serious. ] Leg or arm is decent for disabling. Stomach if you want them to suffer. Heart if you are a really good shot, which you're not. Your best bet is to aim for the torso.

[theshameofcain]

Ew. [No. Really. Ew.] Awesome. Aim for the torso and hope I don't have to mercy kill some stooge because I shot him in the dick on accident.

[bittersweeter]

[ shrug. lila would let him bleed to death probably but she's a bad person so. ]

Look, you're tiny like me. A gun is what's going to get you by unless underneath that whole lotta scrawny you can flip a Mack truck with your mind. [ can she? that's lila's favorite thing. ] If you really don't want to shoot anyone, just use the gun to scare them into submission. And the key to a good threat with a gun isn't to mean it, it's to describe it in as much horrifying graphic detail as possible. Like... [ she scoops up her own gun and waves it in apparent agitation -- away from bambi and toward the range, tyvm, safetied and with proper (sexy) trigger discipline. she turns her mismatched eyes on bambi and smiles a sickeningly sweet smile that is utterly at odds with the next words that tumble out of her mouth. ]

If you so much as breathe, I will shoot you. And I won't shoot you in the head, brains on the asphalt. I will shoot you in the stomach and while you very slowly bleed to death, your digestive acids will eat through the rest of your internal organs so you will not only die slowly but writhing in unimaginable pain. [ her head tips to the side, flirtatiously tugging on her bottom lip with her teeth. ] And then when you're on the brink of unconsciousness because the pain is too much for your pathetic body to bear... I might shoot you in the face to put you out of your misery. If I'm feeling... hmm, generous. [ she's still smiling. (intimidate 39) uh-huh, yup. that's her favorite threat by the way, because it's so fucking painful. she should work for iscariot with this absolute well of crazy she keeps in her tiny, unassuming body. she's catholic. :)

THEY HAVE AN OPENING. ]

[theshameofcain]

[Bambi just stares at her, blinking. And slightly terrified because damn.]

Jesus Harold Christ, you're scary.

[bittersweeter]

Yep. [ she smiles. ] Lesson over. Go be beautiful and deadly, and if you make my training look bad, I'll make your death look like an accident.

[ and.... flounce. what, she said lesson over. ]