open ♔ winter castle socialization (jan thru march )

[wynn]

WHO || Everyone! [ota]
WHAT || Shenanigans.
WHERE || Anywhere in the castle, surrounding environs, London, Andres, etc!
WHEN || Any time in January/Feb/March
HOW || Actionspam

[ The castle can be a happening place, even on more mundane days. This log is for random interactions over the course of these few months. Because not everyone is into parties, ok.   

You are encouraged to start your own threads and tag around, and feel free to threadjack into any on-going threads that aren't specified as 'closed' in the subject lines since people can enter into rooms even in the middle of what's going on. WE ARE BIG ON THREAD-JACKING HERE. You can also specify 'single thread', meaning you want only one response for all participants, rather than multi-thread, where a number of different scenes/threads can be done as replies to the top prompt.]

On this log:

Cheryl @ the desk
Felicity @ the desk
Des @ London/firing range
Andres election results @ Andres
Faith L. @ Bars/museum
Thea @ training / castle grounds/ various
Vi @ her room
Malina @ London/TV room
Alex & Eric | closed
Lila @ Library /kitchen/firing range/magic library
Mark @ Andres
Thea & Felicity | closed
Kali @ training room / kitchen / TV Room
Hasmed & Neal | closed
Dante @ training room & old man bar
Grammy Reactions @ TV room
Alice & Will | closed
Neal @ Various
Andres porn party @ TV room
Bo + Gatewood family | closed
Gus @ NYC
Felicity & Thoster | closed
Lila & Astrid | closed
Malia @ Various
Zoe @ Training room / kitchen
Regina & Snow | closed
Hook & Emma | closed
Willow & Buffy | closed
Rose & Dean | closed
Myri & Mark / Myri & Buffy | closed
Abigail & Stiles | closed
Rose @ training room / TV room / the bar
Myri @ kitchen / courtyard / dragon's light wing
Helen @ library
Stiles @ halls
Elena @ training room / bar / front desk
Shawn @ various
Des, Helen, Ashley | closed
Vi & Nyna | closed

Comments

[meta]

[Deadpool comes into the rec room with a big bowl of popcorn, still wearing his costume as usual, when he sees David sitting there.

Immediately he drops the bowl and raises a finger to point accusingly.]

YOU BASTARD! Watching TV is my thing! You can't have it! Bad somehow oppositionally aligned doppelganger! Bad!

[generaldavideus]

[OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE? HE THOUGHT YOU HAD LEFT. But that's the way this works, David. Just when you think you're free, he returns.

Like a fungus.

He stares at him, blinking in confusion for a moment before ... ]

What?!

[meta]

You heard me, sir! [he picks up a handful of popcorn and throws it at David (atk 19 I'm not rolling damage for popcorn).] Step away from the tv, or I'm bringing out the guns. And these are Liefield guns. They do not fuck around. Or have feet.

[generaldavideus]

[The popcorn smacks him in the face and he's still entirely flabbergasted. So much so, that he even fights back in a fairly juvenile manner. Deadpool just brings that out in him, apparently.]

I was here first! Find your own TV.

[meta]

I did! It's this one! This one is mine! We have a connection! An HBO connection!

[generaldavideus]

I think you can find the same connection with another TV. You'll survive.

[Yep, he's totally going to out-stubborn him on this one.]

[meta]

The question isn't will I survive with a different TV.

[His eyes narrow and he pulls out a grenade.]

It's can YOU survive me blowing up the room.

[generaldavideus]

[JESUS CHRIST, DEADPOOL.]

Are you fucking insane?

[meta]

...is this a trick question? Cause I'm pretty sure the answer to that one's obvious if you've been paying attention.

[At least he's aware of it.]

[generaldavideus]

[He looks like he's about to snarl but nope, he's just going to stare Deadpool down until he gets that he's done screwing around (intimidate 24).]

You even think about setting that thing off and I'll shove it down your throat.

[David, this is not a smart life choice.]

[meta]

I'm thiiiiinking about it! [He has all his hit points he'll be fiiiine.]

[generaldavideus]

[And David, having had enough, just lunges forward for the grenade, hoping to try and get a hold of it before Deadpool can do any damage (grapple 28?).]

[meta]

Oh no, my only weakness! Grapple checks! And me without my character sheet since someone never put it online!

[Whoops. Deadpool tosses the grenade at David, thankfully with pin still intact and backs up.]

And now the master has become the masturbator, but like the dark side, I will rise again and BLOW UP ALL OF THE PLANETS! [A beat.] That was how those movies ended, right? I was too busy making lightsaber sounds with my katanas and then I stabbed the TV and electrocuted myself and.... Anyway! You've won the battle for the TV, but YOU HAVE NOT WON THE WAR.

[generaldavideus]

[David is startled at first and doesn't catch it at first, bouncing off the tips of his fingers, but he recovers quickly and closes his fingers around it finally (reflex save 6, 19). He breathes a sigh of relief when the pin is still intact, before looking up at him with a glare.]

We'll see about that.