slovechnia ♔ hey little sister what have you done

[postergirl]

♬ White Wedding - Billy Idol

WHO || Failboat, Dimitris Sarandis, Amanda Moulet, invited wedding guests, and more [closed]
WHAT || The Knights head to Slovechnia to interrupt Dimitris' wedding to Dumage's sister
WHERE || Flight from London to Slovechnia; Slovechnia
WHEN || Sometime in February
HOW || Actionspam or prose

The morning after, the Knights board a plane at their private airfield, and begin the couple hour flight to the country of Slovechnia.  Wynn has laid out a plan for them as such, leaving Sir Gar in charge of seeing it executed:  they are to send in a few Knights to infiltrate the wedding, while others steal an ambulance from a local hospital.  Using magic to make Sarandis think he's having a heart attack during the ceremony, they will intercept the outgoing call to the paramedics, and pose as them to take him out of there and straight to a private airfield to meet with Wynn.  They're all aware, however, of just how smoothly their plans tend to go where these villains are involved - especially if the Mind Master shows up.  

Either way, it promises to be an interesting day...

Comments

[doubletake]

At least I wasn't cornering poor ladies where no one could find them.

[Her tone is easy, like this is just a normal conversation. You do not impress her, sir.]

I'm just hoping you weren't talking about our bride-to-be being a future ex-wife already. That would be bad luck.

[buttmad]

[Wow. Make a guy sound like a predator, why don't you? At least he's got cahones underneath all that hair gel.] You're smarter than you look, kid. And this is all rumor and speculation, but I know a guy who knows a guy who did some dealings with Sarandis and let's just say some of the things he's gotten up to are not gonna best please her.

[So maybe that guy was me. Whatever. I'm not the one marrying a lady who's probably looking to get rich when I barely have two pesos to rub together. Two francs? Whatever. European currency.]

[doubletake]

[Oh great, more outstanding people working with outstanding people. Sigh.]

You think those rumors are true, then?

[She'll just let him...pick which rumors she's referring to.]

[buttmad]

I wouldn't think about talking about it at his wedding if I didn't.

[he's so cheeky. Except for the fact that I'm getting stonewalled here, thanks to him being a prick about this. Hell yes, I'd talk about it..]

[doubletake]

I'm surprised no one's bothered to warn the girl.

[She doesn't...sound all that surprised in reality.]

Or maybe she knows and she just doesn't care.

[buttmad]

Oh, she doesn't know. That I can tell you. [And why would anyone warn her? Have you even met Sarandis? He bought a tank to take revenge on some poor schmuck. Not a reasonable person.] And I ain't sayin' she's a gold-digger, but, uh... I think Kanye would know her type on sight, if you get my drift here, tiger.

[doubletake]

[Oh this motherfucker.

The corners of her eyes tighten, but otherwise it's like nothing is wrong.]

Oh yeah, I follow. It's hard to imagine she won't find out eventually, but it's not our problem.

[buttmad]

Eventually? [he snorts.] Try the honeymoon.

[he's literally thinking... exactly that.]

[bonquas]

[ the door opens up and out comes ... kitty bonquas, looking svelte in a little black dress, and vaguely annoyed herself. she pulls up short when she sees them both, particularly justin, who she clearly recognizes. ] Gentlemen.

[doubletake]

[Elena pulls her mind back the moment after Kitty steps into her field of vision, raising her glass and giving her a single nod in greeting.]

Hello.

[buttmad]

Ms. Bonquas. [he does not do a great job of not... checking her out.] Looking good. How's the bride?

[bonquas]

She cleans up alright.

Her sister's in there now. [ she looks elena over skeptically, but also... seems to be enjoying the view.

none for hammer. ] Who's this?

[doubletake]

The name's Lance.

[He flashes her a charming smile.]

I'm the bride's sister's plus one.

[buttmad]

[Hammer chokes on his wine like a boss.]

You're what?

[OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN TALKING TO SHIT ABOUT HER SISTER THIS WHOLE TIME, YOU DOUCHEBAG.]

[bonquas]

[ kitty picks up on justin's sudden panic, and glances between them, seeming to realize that he's probably said shit he shouldn't :| ]

Hm.

Does Blade know she brought a date?

[doubletake]

[Oh. Shit. It's fine.]

I dunno. She's just an acquaintance of mine. And who can resist an open bar, right?

[buttmad]

[Hammer has no idea who that is. apparently he's a Black Ted fan.]

Not me, that's for sure. [oh look at that, his wine's gone. shrug.] I'll have to introduce myself to this sister. She sounds like a real heartbreaker.

[on his way to steal ur girl.

or make her want to commit murder.

either/or.]

[bonquas]

Or you could come with me and find a seat. [ she sure doesn't want to to do this, but letting hammer stay out here running her mouth seems the greater gamble, so she'll just... grab his arm and start leading him away.

she'll look back to elena to say: ] ... Good luck.

[doubletake]

[Good luck with Dumage or Blade?

She probably doesn't want to know.]

Thanks!

[Well that was fucking terrible. Elena gives them both a parting wave, watching them leave the hallway. If Dumage doesn't come out soon after that, she'll move back toward where the main room meets the opening of that hallway to people watch.]

[postergirl]

[ as she's waiting for a moment she would start to hear raised voices behind the door. sounds like things are going well in there... ]

[doubletake]

[Oh good. Wonderful.

She moves towards the door instead, standing just beside it outside, and listens...harder (listen 45).]

1/-

[postergirl]

You are impossible, do you know that? You have no idea what you're in the middle of here. What that man is capable of. Perhaps you don't care what he's done to anyone else, but you aren't so selfless to dismiss what might happen to you.

2/-

[opportune]

[ ♬ queen of disaster - lana del rey ]

I'm a big girl, Antonia. I can handle myself. You're the one who promised me you would have a solution by now, remember? Well, I don't see one.

And you have no idea how he feels about me. He's crazy about me.

3/-

[postergirl]

He's crazy. Marked difference. [ there's a defensiveness to her from amanda's comments now, however ] And I'm working on it. The last time we spoke you're the one who said we had plenty of time. So long as you don't go putting yourself in danger like this. Just listen to me for once in your life and leave. Please.

4/5

[opportune]

[ amanda's airy laugh seems to give zero fucks about dumage's impassioned plea tbh ] Riiight, because you're my go to for relationship advice. How is your ex anyway? Still finding people to cheat on his wife with?