open ♔ winter castle socialization (jan thru march )

[wynn]

WHO || Everyone! [ota]
WHAT || Shenanigans.
WHERE || Anywhere in the castle, surrounding environs, London, Andres, etc!
WHEN || Any time in January/Feb/March
HOW || Actionspam

[ The castle can be a happening place, even on more mundane days. This log is for random interactions over the course of these few months. Because not everyone is into parties, ok.   

You are encouraged to start your own threads and tag around, and feel free to threadjack into any on-going threads that aren't specified as 'closed' in the subject lines since people can enter into rooms even in the middle of what's going on. WE ARE BIG ON THREAD-JACKING HERE. You can also specify 'single thread', meaning you want only one response for all participants, rather than multi-thread, where a number of different scenes/threads can be done as replies to the top prompt.]

On this log:

Cheryl @ the desk
Felicity @ the desk
Des @ London/firing range
Andres election results @ Andres
Faith L. @ Bars/museum
Thea @ training / castle grounds/ various
Vi @ her room
Malina @ London/TV room
Alex & Eric | closed
Lila @ Library /kitchen/firing range/magic library
Mark @ Andres
Thea & Felicity | closed
Kali @ training room / kitchen / TV Room
Hasmed & Neal | closed
Dante @ training room & old man bar
Grammy Reactions @ TV room
Alice & Will | closed
Neal @ Various
Andres porn party @ TV room
Bo + Gatewood family | closed
Gus @ NYC
Felicity & Thoster | closed
Lila & Astrid | closed
Malia @ Various
Zoe @ Training room / kitchen
Regina & Snow | closed
Hook & Emma | closed
Willow & Buffy | closed
Rose & Dean | closed
Myri & Mark / Myri & Buffy | closed
Abigail & Stiles | closed
Rose @ training room / TV room / the bar
Myri @ kitchen / courtyard / dragon's light wing
Helen @ library
Stiles @ halls
Elena @ training room / bar / front desk
Shawn @ various
Des, Helen, Ashley | closed
Vi & Nyna | closed

Comments

[druidisms]

I'm Buddhist.

[pathology]

Well, happy Buddhist Christmas. I'm not paying for this shit. I don't pay for anything.

[druidisms]

I don't give a shit. Dumb fucks pay out the ass for an eighth, I can lose half a joint on you.

[ he's gonna laugh when that philosophy fails her. ]

[pathology]

Okay, whatever. Is this what you do when you're not a knight? You're just a sketchy drug dealer?

[druidisms]

I work at a green tech company. [ a beat. ] And I sell natural medicinal remedies out of my office.

[pathology]

You're suuuuuch a drug dealer. [yes astrid. i think he knows.]

[druidisms]

I am aware.

[ child pls. ]

They call me Big Murder.

[pathology]

[she stares at him like werwatey????!!!!???? her sense motive is so confused.] No shit?

[druidisms]

[ snort. precious lamb. ] Every drug dealer has a street name.

[pathology]

But why ... Big Murder?

[druidisms]

Because I killed it business school.

[ jk he just watches the mindy project. ]

[pathology]

[she just laughs bc that's so funny omg she's such a precious dumbass]

[druidisms]

[ he hopes she's not high already... but just in case, he reaches out for the joint. ]

Why Val'drin though?

[pathology]

[probably not. well maybe. the smoothies are also spiked with vodka so she might already have a little buzz going on, too.] I've always had a thing for drow. [giggle] And he's so ... so .... I dunno, charming? Ugh, he's so fucking charming.

[druidisms]

That's a word for it. He's also unavailable since he's in love with himself.

[pathology]

Well it's not like I wanna marry him, geez. We totally had chemistry on Andres, okay? He like ... made eyes at me. Sexy eyes, you know, like, I totally wanna fuck you eyes.

[druidisms]

Oookay.

[ girl you need jesus. ]

[pathology]

[HUFFY INDIGNANT SIGH] He did! If it weren't all like, war and stuff, we probably would have had sex on the beach. And then it'd be out of my system or something, but we didn't, so now it's all like, the one who got away, you know?

[druidisms]

Uh-huh. I'm sure if you asked nicely Val'drin would be happy to use you as a penis depository.

[pathology]

I knoooow, but I haven't seen him since Andres and I don't wanna like, look desperate and stalk him, okay?

[druidisms]

But you're okay with stalking me? What the fuck?

[pathology]

That's different! I don't have anyone to give me advice back at the castle! And Lila wanted to see my family home in Philly and then she was all like, let's go to New York too and now we're here!

[druidisms]

So why aren't you talking to her? [ WHY HIS LIFE. he's never being nice to youths ever again. ]

[pathology]

She's stalking Alex's family right now. And it's weird talking to her about Val'drin stuff because she's friends with Adam. [bluff 14; what she really means is that lila is not a gay man...]

[druidisms]

Really? Is that really why you're here? [ he doesn't giving much of a fuck about alex's family. oh well. whoopsie. but he knows that's not why she's here. :| (sense motive 23) ]